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Jan. 22nd, 2004 @ 06:27 pm
Good shit..

Got high yesterday and this is what i made..

Things to use:

1.A bag of plantain chips
4.Steak Sauce


Step one:Pour the chips into a bowl.
Step two:Get an onion and cut it up into pieces.
Step three:Pour some Vinegar into the bowl.
Step four:Then get steak sauce and pour it in there to.

Then you eat it i liked it so yeah bitches try it.
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
Current Music: The Doors

More nummynesss Aug. 24th, 2004 @ 06:07 am
Kyt's English Muffin Pizza

1. pack of english muffins

2.Spagetti Suace

3.The Spray on cheese in can


1.Open the damn english muffin

2.Spread the suace around

3.Then spray on the cheese!

then bake in oven 450 for about 5 minutes and you got some good shit.

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Megadeath Tornado of Souls

Fo Cheezy Aug. 23rd, 2004 @ 05:36 pm
What do you do with almost three pounds of leftover ground beef? That's right, mix it with a shitload of cheese and eat it on chips.

Fo Cheezy
Warning: May require actual cooking.


2 - 2 1/2 lbs of ground beef
1 (or more)bags of shredded cheese
1/2 cup water
taco seasoning (or a blend of chili powder and other spices)
1/4 cup milk
one packet of Kraft Mac n Cheese Original Cheese Sauce Mix

1) Brown the ground beef in a large pot on your stovetop. (If leftover from some other meal, heat it up)
2) Add water, milk, seasoning, and cheese ingredients.
3) Mix until cheese and spices are somewhat even throughout. Make sure the beef is done. Please?
4) Serve on whatever. I prefer Fritos Scoops or Tostitos. Would make badass tacos. ^^

Chocolate covered cherries wrapped in salami Aug. 23rd, 2004 @ 04:54 pm
This one's great, done it once or twice.

Chocolate covered cherries wrapped in salami
Just buy a box of chocolate covered cherries (or make 'em your own) then wrap 'em in salami.... amazing. simple, quick, but good as fuck.

Aug. 22nd, 2004 @ 10:28 pm
Okay seeing as how this is practically a community on how to post munchies i will

A Kyt Kat Sammmich yeah that's right sammmich

1.Italian bread



4.Roast Beef


6.Munster Cheese


8.Honey Mustard

9.4 doritos of any kind *Rememeber you're high*

So yeah this is something that i ate yesterday while i was high off my fucking ass and i couldn't say Sandwitch lmao you all try saying it or burger buddy for that matter lol.

Current Mood: highhigh
Current Music: Poison The Well
Other entries
» (No Subject)
Eh just wanted to say hello to everyone :D
» My Sammich.
MistaMEEF's big ass sandwhich
This isn't really much of a recipe, because i'm sure it'll never happen again.... but it's perhaps the most amazing thing i've ever made to satisfy my munchies.

you'll need a lot.... 'ere it goes
Ceaser dressing
mashed potatos
Ghouda cheese
Swiss cheese
american cheese
Hot sauce
Chicken breast

now just take all that, stack it up between the bread... and you've got my big ass sandwhich, it was honestly the best tasting thing.... ever.

» I really shouldn't have to post things like this...
People like Irish are the reason there are warning labels on so many things.

Apparantly it isn't super delicious to put Kraft Singles on a slice of watermelon.

» Peanut Butter and Jelly Pop Tarts
So, you open the cupboard to find that YES!!!, indeed you do have Pop Tarts! For once in your life, your session of mighty bongrips can be followed by individually packaged frosted pastry treats.

But all you have is Strawberry.

And they aren't frosted. O_o

Being stoned and determined, you skip straight to plan B.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Pop Tarts
  • One package of Pop Tarts (That would be TWO (2) Pop Tarts for the mentally challenged.)
  • Peanut Butter (Creamy or Crunchy to your preference)
  • Jelly (We aren't facists here, pick your own fucking flavor.)

    1) Open the fucking Pop Tarts, asshat.
    Jesus Christ, we can't have you people chewing on tinfoil. O_o
    2) Spread peanut butter on the top of one of the Pop Tarts.
    (Acutally, it really doesn't matter...don't tell anyone.)
    3) Spread jelly on the other one. You are going to want to try and accomodate the flavor of jelly to the flavor of Pop Tart.
    Or, go crazy. Enjoy your Peanut Butter and Grape Smore's Sandwich.
    4) Smash the two Pop Tarts together using brute strength like a fierce, stoned warrior.
    Make sure the sides covered in PB&J are on the inside. :ROLLEYES:
    5) Eat.
  • » The Recipe That Started It All
    Sir Felop's Cinnacheese Sandwich
  • 2 slices of white bread
  • 2 slices of kraft cheese singles (ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!)
  • A hefty amount of butter
  • Cinnamon
  • Sugar

    1)Make a fucking grilled cheese sandwich
    If you cannnot make a grilled cheese please keep your ignorance away
    2)Add cinnamon and sugar sprinkles on top of the crispy, butter, flakly bread.
    Note: some butter moisture is important to create stick factor for optimizing sugar and cinnamon coverage.

    Recipe over- enjoy bitches.
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